1.Question: Do you know how many librarians it takes to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: No, but I know where you can look it up!
2.Question: What reference book should you put on your head to keep off the sun and rain no matter where you go in the world?
Answer: A hat-las!
3.Question: What has a spine but no bones?
Answer: A book!
4.Question: What happened when the bloodhound wrote his autobiography?
Answer: It got on the best SMELLers list!
5.Question: What building has the most stories?
Answer: The library of course!
6.Question: Why did the librarian slip and fall on the floor?
Answer: She was in the non-FRICTION section!
GOT ANY GOOD BOOK OR LIBRARY JOKES??? LET ME KNOW!!!
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