My Entry in the Susanna Leonard Hill’s Holiday Writing Contest!

YAHOO!! It is time for Susanna Leonard Hill’s

Holiday Writing Contest!

The rules for the contest are you have to have an opening that starts like the song “Dashing through the snow”Β  but you can change it, you don’t have to use the exact words. It also had to be under 350 words long and be a children’s story. You can read the complete rules and other great entries HERE.

The subject of my entry is something that I feel very strongly about… I admit it. I, Erik, kid reviewer, Black Belt in TaeKwon-Do am afraid of…


Notice I said “Santa Claus” because there are a lot of imposters out there. The real Santa is a cool guy. We have a great writing relationship. I write letters, he sometimes gets back to me but he always decides if I am naughty or nice (I’ve always been on the nice list) and I get presents for which I am thankful for, but I don’t have to see him (maybe I’d Skype with him, but I don’t even know about that). I am talking about the “Santa Clauses” that are Santa’s “helpers.” I understand Santa is a busy guy. He has a whole world to take care of, so I understand he needs some helpers out there to stand in for him to take pictures and stuff like that. I just don’t want to be near them. To be honest I am also afraid of the Easter Bunny and the people who dress up like giant chocolate candy at Hershey’s Chocolate World. My parents told me it started when I was three and a “Santa” tried to get close to me to give me a present. I didn’t like it. I decided to use my Santaclausiophobia in my entry. I wanted to include an actual picture of me with Santa, but there is only one known Santa and Erik picture and since we moved my mom couldn’t find which box it was packed in. It’s a picture of “Santa” with Josie on his knee and me standing like 5 feet away. He was giving out candy canes and the only way I could get one was to get close enough for a picture. I think I was like 7 at the time. I never did that again!

I hope you like my entry. You can sing along to the tune of “Dashing Through the Snow.”


by Erik (180 words)

baby crying... Santa laughing.. Not so cute.

(Photo credit: daveynin)

Walking through the mall,

In my brand new Christmas Shoes,

Look at that kid bawl,

I have got the blues!

My mom smiles at me,

She wants this photo,

Can’t anybody see,


Scary Santa

Scary Santa (Photo credit: RaGardner4)



His beard is fake,

His eyebrows snake,

His mustache is dark brown,

I feel bad for the lad,

That Santa just put down!


He has a belt,

It’s made of felt,

That just makes me pause,

Santa Cry

(Photo credit: Glenn E. Malone)

His suit’s off-red, like I said,


(Second Verse)

I don’t have a choice,

Four more kids to go,

I hear Santa’s voice,

He says “Hoo Ha Ho”?

The girl on Santa’s knee,

Looks as scared as she can be,

Kalilah crying as Santa holding her

(Photo credit: daveynin)

The camera makes a flash,

The girl makes a dash!



His beard is fake,

His eyebrows snake,

His boots are made of plastic,

What is wrong with Asbury Park, New Jersey?

(Photo credit: Wikipedia)

I’m ahead and my mom said,

“This will be fantastic”!


He has no belly,

That shakes like jelly,

I am feeling sick,

On his lap is when I yap,


Ta-Da! Thank you. That’s all for today. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

Mall Santa Has Returned To North Pole

(Photo credit: Beige Alert)

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103 replies

  1. That is so great, Erik!!! The only photo my parents had of me with “Santa” when I was a kid wasn’t even me! We’d gone to the city (85 miles away) for a day of shopping when the photo was taken. Back then, the photo was mailed to the parents afterwards (there were no instant photos then) and when my parents opened the envelope, it was a picture of some little boy on the “Santa’s” knee. They kept the photo, but never knew who the little boy was! I wonder who got MY photo?

  2. Nice job, Erik! And you found such funny photos to go with it. Hope your Christmas is merry and the year ahead full of lots of pleasant surprises.

  3. WOWZA! Super entry, Erik!!!!!!!!!!! It made me laugh. That imposter! πŸ™‚

  4. Love it! I don’t blame you for being a bit scared of those “imitation” Santas. That clown santa picture frightens me. Terrific entry. Love the different spin on it. It was fun, entertaining and hilarious. But it did make me feel bad for all those kids. Merry Christmas, Erik!

  5. Thank you Erik for sharing with us. I love a great song parody, and yours is one many kids can identify with. My grown daughter will still turn and run in the opposite direction when she sees someone dressed in a costume. Never could get her near Santa, but my son absolutely loved the mall Santa. We have a really great one that even I would tell my Christmas wishes to.

  6. Hahahahahah!! Erik that was awesome!!! I’ve had my picture taken with Santa, but I didn’t have to sit in his lap!! And I got some gooood treats after from the Mom Person. Not too bad.

  7. I love it, Erik! You gave me my first smile of the day πŸ™‚

  8. Erik, I understand totally. I do not like being close to people in costume, unless it is my husband and I know it, like the time he dressed as a Christmas tree and I was an elf. That’s okay, but Santas in the malls make me nervous.
    Your entry is fun. πŸ™‚

  9. I was rolling around with this one, Erik, it is hilarious! I get it!

  10. This was the first year I brought my boys to see Santa because I didn’t want a traumatic experience like all the ones you pictured. They were a little wary, but at least they weren’t crying! I love how you turned a fear into story inspiration. Merry Christmas!

  11. Hilarious! I sympathise. My granddaughter screamed the place down when she thought she might have to sit on Santa’s knee.

  12. LOL! I loved this! It is so funny and you found some great photos to illustrate it with! I remember a friend of mine throwing her two year old daughter a Christmas party with about six of her two-year old preschool friends. Santa came for a surprise visit. Every single one of those toddlers was crying within seconds of his arrival!

  13. I absolutely understand. The number of children I see each year bawling on Santa’s knees is legion! Another of those things adults find cute and children hate! We should learn to listen to children more. I love your song. May I please reblog it?

  14. I love the words. It is my new Christmas song that I am singing, and smiling about. Merry Christmas to you and your loved one, Erik.

  15. Great entry Erik! I think many kids are frightened of the imposter!

  16. Wonderful entry Erik! Laughed and sang away, I did! Great pics with it to. Have a great Christmas you and Josie and your Mum and Dad.

  17. Laughed so hard! This was so funny. I wouldn’t go near any one, including Santa, in costumes — well just once at a Christmas party, He had bad breath too! Great entry. Loved the pictures.

  18. Brilliant Erik. Very funny. My son is afraid of Santa now. I’ll have to read him your story. Thanks. Have a Merry Christmas.

  19. HAHAHAHA! Erik, you are brilliant! “His eyebrows snake” – what an observation. I think you probably captured the experience of millions of kids all over the world. Well done! Have Merry Christmas!

  20. Excellent work Erik! This is so good and entertaining and the pictures are priceless. Good luck in the contest, but in my book you are already a winner. Have a great weekend!

    Paul R. Hewlett

  21. This whole post made me laugh and enough to start coughing – love it! I really like your vivid description of the story’s inspiration, and could even see the photo your mom couldn’t find. My kids were afraid of clowns, so I totally get this, and in a way I am sorry for laughing – but it was just too funny!

  22. What a clever and hilarious entry, Erik! Such a great idea! I don’t know when it got to be so popular to take pictures with Santa, but there sure are a lot of kids who would rather not – and I can’t say I blame them πŸ™‚ Thanks for a great entry! (And sorry my comment is so late – I was here yesterday, but somehow I messed up the comment because it isn’t here!)

  23. I LOVE your entry, Erik! It’s brilliant and hilarious! Awesome picture choices, too.

  24. I love your entry! It is so clever and I bet it is unique! I can understand not liking Santa’s helpers and others in costumes! I know a lot of people who are afraid of people in those mascot outifts at Disney and other places.

  25. I LOVE it! That is so awesome. Like the complementary photos, totally adds to it. Funny I was just watching the Miracle on 34th Street last night. Great job!

  26. Thank you thank you thank you!! Finally — someone to tell the truth about those imposters! Brilliant, funny, wise, touching, original. Love it, Erik! I have only one pic of me and my brother with “Santa.” I look very scared. Somehow that photo has disappeared in the last few years . . . good luck with the contest :).

  27. Terrific Erik! I appreciate your perspective. My son loves to see Santa, but who needs a horrid camera FLASHING in your face? I have 2 Santa photos that just show the back of my son’s head. πŸ™‚

  28. Brilliant entry Erik ! I could hear the tune as I read along. I can remember sitting on Santa’s knee several times during my childhood, I didn’t cry however I do remember thinking some of Santa’s helpers weren’t up to the mark particularly one who had thick glasses and a straggly beard…nothing like the real Santa Claus at all. Happy Holidays to you and your family Erik with a ho, ho, ho πŸ™‚

  29. Ha! Ha! Ha! Very cute, Erik! And great pic choices to go with it.

  30. Ha Ha! This was great! Very funny and a lot of fun to read. Thanks for sharing!

  31. Hilarious, Erik! My son has also never been interested in the mall Santa at all. From a young age, I simply told him it was some dressed up as Santa, and not the real Santa. He never wanted to sit on that guy’s lap either.

  32. Erik…several others have said this was brilliant…I heartily agree! I love the ‘eyebrows snake’…and I think that MANY kids are not thrilled with having to sit on a stranger’s lap…and these days, it’s kind of at odds with how we caution our children to be wary of people they don’t know who want to give them presents. πŸ™‚
    My younger son NEVER liked clowns…and those big Easter bunnies are downright scary.

  33. Love it Erik. My nephews are freaked out by shopping centre Santa’s too… my kids are older and think it’s all hugely funny.

  34. Erik, that was fun and evoked so many memories. My 2 daughters loved to pose (always the fashionistas!) with Santa but my son…he’d scream his adorable head off! Now his daughters love to laugh at their big brave daddy crying on Santa’s lap!

  35. Love it, Eric! Our grandson does like the Santas either.

  36. Oh Erik, you nailed it! Those fake Santas are horrors and kids no a fake when they see one. Oh this was so delightful and funny. You did a great job.

  37. So funny, Erik! I never thought of Mall Santa’s like that When my boys were growing up we didn’t have malls yet and I only have one photo of one of them on Santas knee at Kmart. I’ll talk to them about what you wrote this Christmas. It’s an eye opener. I love it! πŸ™‚

  38. Oh that clown Santa picture is TERRIBLE!

    Love your song!

  39. BWAHAHAH, your fab poem brought me right back to childhood, as I too was terrified of the ‘Mall Santa.” Actually, back in my day, we didn’t even have malls. It was the local shopping center Santa. Whew boy, now I’m feeling old and creeky. I’ll just go back and read your submission again so I can feel better. Good luck and Happy Holidays to you and yours Erik!

  40. What fun! It is amazing how much mall Santa ground you were able to cover in 180 words. Very creative!

  41. Great take, Erik! I especially love the choruses. It gave me a good giggle. I’ve never bothered forcing my kids to sit on Santa’s knee and get photos. It’s only in the last couple of years my son has been brave enough to go talk to him and my daughter is still quite wary, though she did get close enough to get a lollipop this year.

  42. Fantastic, Erik! And as a mom of a 1yo and a 3yo, I’ve had my share of Santa-imposter experiences. Such a fun read, thanks for sharing!

  43. What a fun story and so true!

  44. Erik, this is hilarious. Makes me wonder where this tradition got started anyway? Kids are indeed excellent at detecting impostors.

  45. Yea! You’re a finalist! I love this, Erik. I have been really short on time lately, so I am just now getting to comment on the 40 entries! You certainly captured all the bad versions of Santa!

  46. My daughter has a photo with Santa while we were in Hong Kong when she turned seven. Santa turned to her and told her “I think I know what you want for Christmas” – she has just lost her two front teeth at the time, and she was deeply amazed that Santa knows exactly what she longed for. Just this year, my eleven year old asked a grown-up friend of hers whether Santa was multicultural. I have a feeling you and her would have a lot of Santa-stories to talk about. πŸ™‚


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